This Man Got Breast Implants So He Could Be His Own Girlfriend 2

 Over in Williamsburg New York, a guy named Adam Carolla came up with a unique way to solve the problem of not being able to find a girlfriend in his thirty-six years of life. Talking to Gender Studies Journal, he explained that he has virtually zero prospects of ever finding one:

I have Tourette’s syndrome which causes me to constantly shout words that are derogatory to women.

Cunt, slut, bitch and whorebag seem to be my favorites. It doesn’t exactly attract women. I’ve tried medication, etc, to control my outbursts, but it hasn’t helped.

Carolla tried hiring a prostitute for female companionship, but couldn’t go through with it:

There’s just something about paying for sex that doesn’t sit morally correct with me.

Plus I want to be close to a woman and, if I’m paying, there is zero intimacy.

I want a woman whose breasts I can fondle and have her really enjoy it. I’m a breast man.

And Carolla certainly proved he is a breast man when he took the radical last step of paying a New York City plastic surgeon to give him size D female breast implants:

I wanted a pair of really big boobs I could play with, lick, just enjoy and I thought why not put them on myself?

It took me a long time to make the decision, but it has been an absolute joy.

Sure it’s not the perfect substitute for a real woman’s breasts, but I’m extremely happy with my choice.

I can now masturbate and play with “real” boobs, so it’s very, very close to having sex with a real woman. I also wear cute feminine tops and wear press on nails which enhances the fantasy.